Paxton relieved to have Democrats doing illegal stuff again

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Following President Biden’s inauguration, Attorney General Paxton released the following statement:

Over the past year, my office has strained under the weight of the COVID-19 pandemic. Our governor, Greg Abbott, has unilaterally re-written laws to favor lobbyists and campaign contributors. The problem, of course, is that Greg Abbott is a Repubican.

With President Biden’s inauguration, I don’t have to play these mental gymnastics anymore. I can grandstand about the rule of law, while acting highly selectively. I’m relieved.

If anyone has any questions, I’ll be with my mistress.