Abbott Polling How to Create Impression of Caring about Homelessness without Doing Anything

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AUSTIN — Following high-profile feuds with local officials over the city’s ongoing homelessness crisis, Governor Greg Abbott is conducting a poll.

“This data will allow me to resassure Texans that I have their best interests at heart,” said Abbott.

“Obviously, I could call a special session to override Austin’s ordinance,” Abbott continued. “Or I could simply follow through on my earlier promises to clear the areas where the state has jurisdiction. But might make people mad.”

Fox News praised Governor Abbott.

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